I was in this cool band with these cool guys and I played guitar.
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I don’t always talk to people with ‘Swag’ but when I do, I ask them for large fries.
— Zach Galifianakis (@ZachGalifinak) September 16, 2012
Imagine if women rioted every time a religious leader said something offensive about us.
— Jillian C. York (@jilliancyork) September 15, 2012